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Our easy, on-demand service gives you tons of original material to punch up what you already have. New ideas for sketches, punchlines for standup, funny lines for speeches. They can all be yours. Literally.

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Our service is confidential, fast, and easy to use. Connect with our community of comedy writers who’ll give you original content that’s clever, witty, and customized for you.


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